Posted tagged ‘haiku’

Rock Bottom (?)

May 21, 2018

Fragile Blue Jays
lost four matches to Oakland
in painful fashion.

ER

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Spring Training Haikus! A February tradition (at least in my head) since 2016

February 14, 2018

This could be the last
spring training for Donaldson
in fair Dunedin

The middle infield
is giving me great concern
due to its poor health

Pray for the finger
on Aaron Sanchez to be
blister free and safe

Joe Biagini
Should remain in the bullpen
where he’s suitable

Fifth starter auditions
shall take place in Dunedin.
Where’s Brett Anderson?

ER

Summing up the 2017 Blue Jays with a haiku poem I wrote at 4am

October 1, 2017

Things did not go well
because there were plenty of
inconsistencies

ER


The Center Fielder’s performance thus far

May 15, 2017

I really like this
new and augmented version
of Kevin Pillar

ER

MVP at the WBC

March 26, 2017

It mattered the most
so Stroman answered the call
with flare and style

ER

Five haikus to celebrate the start of Spring Training

February 13, 2017

To those playing in
the World Baseball Classic:
Please do not get hurt

Joe Biagini
will be considered for a
future starting job

Are we taking bets
on who will start in leftfield
and two relief spots?

Angry Bautista
handled appropriately
can lead to great things

Salty is my pick
to backup Russell Martin.
He’s experienced

ER

Pending a physical…

January 17, 2017

Blue Jay fans rejoice.
Bautista is coming back.
More bats shall be flipped.

ER


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